wanksclub:

i’m the nokia phone in a room full of iphones

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people


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apogeesystem:

when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is

image

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