burgertv:

fangirls

genius-billionaire-tonistark:

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

This was all I could think of when I read that.

scantilycladdad:

TURNT UP? more like learnt up. stay in school

(Source: cooldude10000million)

carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

towritepoems:

WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME CUTE I JUST [PUNCHES HOLE THROUGH BRICK WALL WHILE KISSING U ON THE CHEEK]

incognitovindicator:

whoa there buddy do you need a tissue

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(Source: nyannekosugargirls)